Software. Infrastructure. Litigation. Consulting.
Free macOS tools built to replace subscription shitware. Enterprise data center services built on precision. Legal capability built on accountability. Digital consulting built on results. All under one roof.
Three Tools. Zero Subscriptions.
Native macOS applications — all free, all open source, all under 2 MB. No telemetry, no accounts, no dependency bloat. Built with Swift and shipped with an MIT license.
EvidenceHeat
Real-time CPU/GPU temperatures with direct SMC communication. Three fan modes — auto, medium, full blast. Lives in your menu bar, weighs nothing, replaces paid alternatives that charge you yearly to read your own hardware sensors.
Download Free →OrphanCleaner
Five tools in one: orphan scanner, disk usage visualizer, cleanup finder, duplicate detector, and security auditor. Color-coded safety ratings so you know what's safe to delete. Touch ID integration. Replaces CleanMyMac without the subscription.
Download Free →ig-scopé
Export follower and following lists from any public Instagram account. Compare two accounts for overlap. Browser UI, one Python file, session cookie authentication. Built for court evidence and investigative use cases.
Download Free →Digital Services & Web Development
Custom websites, web applications, analytics setup, and Mac repair — built on Cloudflare, owned by you, zero recurring hosting fees. The same stack that powers this site, built for your business.
Website Design & Development
Cloudflare Pages sites with full SEO, dark/light mode, mobile responsive, sub-500ms load times. You own the code, the domain, and the hosting. Zero monthly fees.
Analytics & Digital Presence
GA4, Google Tag Manager, Search Console, Business Profile, social card previews, sitemap — the full stack so you know exactly who's visiting and why.
Custom Web Applications
Cloudflare Worker–based tools built to your workflow: contact forms, booking systems, client portals, internal dashboards. No WordPress. No plugins. Just fast, clean code.
Mac Support & Repair
Independent Mac diagnostics, repair, and optimization. Component-level troubleshooting, thermal management, storage upgrades. Your hardware, your rules — Right to Repair.
Data Center & Facility Services
Vendor-independent infrastructure services for regulated and mission-critical environments. No referral incentives. No commission structures. Pure objectivity.
Networking Hardware Deployment
Precision installation, racking, and integration of networking platforms in controlled environments — executed with disciplined change management and asset accountability.
Structured Cabling Infrastructure
Design, installation, termination, and certification of fiber and copper systems — including ISP/OSP runs, MDF/IDF builds, and as-built documentation suitable for audit and regulatory review.
Secure Facility Consultancy
Guidance on physical security controls, environmental safeguards, and facility design for compliance-driven operations — supporting healthcare, financial services, government contractors, and mission-critical environments.
Corporate Auditing & Ethical Compliance
Independent assessments supporting governance, compliance posture, operational risk management, and protected disclosure practices — built to withstand scrutiny in regulated environments.
Litigation Capability
Candyland Consulting maintains active litigation capability in federal court. The company has direct experience navigating federal civil procedure, evidence preservation, forensic analysis, and pro se representation in the U.S. District Court, District of Nevada.
This isn't a legal services offering — it's a statement of operational posture. When accountability requires legal action, we have the infrastructure and the willingness to pursue it.
Built on Accountability and Trust
Candyland Consulting was founded on the belief that physical infrastructure, governance, and ethics are inseparable disciplines. The name honors Hogs Candyland, a retired Greyhound whose working life was defined by discipline, precision, and absolute trust. That standard — show up, execute cleanly, protect what matters, and never cut corners — defines how we operate across software, infrastructure, and litigation.
Every tool we ship is free. Every service we deliver is vendor-independent. Every legal action we take is grounded in evidence. No subscriptions, no kickbacks, no compromises.
Insights & Updates
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