Merch Store

For legal reasons: satire. For operational reasons: necessary.

No affiliations Evidence-adjacent copy Protected speech

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ℹ️ Small print (the fun kind)

Everything here is parody/commentary. No endorsements. No affiliations. No confidential info.
If you want "official" merch, you're in the wrong building.
10% markup goes to supporting Candy's food and treat budget and administrative costs.
All payments processed via Shopify.

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Candyland Consulting Merch Store - Product Catalog

Welcome to the Candyland Consulting Merch Store. We offer satirical apparel and corporate parody merchandise including t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, hats, and accessories.

Featured Collections

Operation Tense Resolve Collection - T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and beanies featuring workplace accountability themes
CorpSlop Parody Productions - Bird's-eye-view designs and corporate satire apparel
The Chief Morale Officer Collection - Featuring Candy the greyhound, our Chief Morale Officer
Welfare Check Survivor Series - Commentary on corporate wellness theater
Cove Pals Edition - Limited drops for the inner circle

Product Categories

T-Shirts - Premium heavyweight cotton tees ($25-$40)
Hoodies - Soft cotton-poly blend hoodies ($45-$60)
Mugs - Ceramic coffee mugs with satirical designs ($15-$20)
Hats & Beanies - Embroidered headwear ($20-$30)
Accessories - Stickers, pins, and more ($5-$15)

About Our Merchandise

All merchandise is parody and protected speech. No endorsements, no affiliations, no confidential information. Designs are evidence-adjacent and First Amendment fortified.

Candyland Consulting LLC is a Las Vegas-based data center infrastructure and corporate auditing firm. The merch store is our creative outlet for workplace commentary and satire.

All proceeds support premium treats and adventurous walks for Candy, our retired racing greyhound and Chief Morale Officer.

Shipping & Payment

All orders are printed on demand and ship within 5-7 business days. Payments processed securely via Shopify.

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Contact: info@candylandconsulting.com

Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, USA